Rome: Built in One Day

Call me a child

And I will call you a fool!

Rome was actually built in one

Day just for you!

You get all pissy at me

Cause I know the way:

rome was actually

built in just one day!

Secretly, you wish

You hadn’t called me a bitch

When you got together with your friends &

Served a dish of fresh diss

Except it wasn’t fresh

It wasn’t even French

It was totally stale

And your yesterdays

pile of rotted junk mail

The reality of the situation is

Your just mad at me

Cause I know what’s up

That Rome was actually

Only built in one day.

If I don’t have it  ~ I Don’t spend it

Or I make rome up in a day for free

And in return all the proceeds go to me!

Which leads to my point

What ive been saying all along

Rome was actually built in a day

Just for fun!

Your just mad at me

Cause you believe it when they say

Sweetie sit still relax

Rome wasn’t built in a day.

Wanna bet?


(from the series, "Potato Contortions France")